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Cookie’s and cake
Cookie’s and cake by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 21, 2022
Cookie's Nookie
Cookie's Nookie by D_Dawg October 30, 2016
Woman's Cookie
Woman's Cookie by HellRaiser June 15, 2014
Yoshi's Cookie
Erik:Damn, that Emily has a really well baked Yoshi's Cookie!
Derek:Wasn't that only released in Japan?
Derek:Wasn't that only released in Japan?
Yoshi's Cookie by Snesf00lz May 1, 2009
Anthony's Cookie House
Anthony's Cookie House by Bigd2576 October 15, 2022
Where's my cookie?
Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.
Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Where's my cookie? by Philbee September 8, 2008
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.