A Snookie-Cookie is a derogative term referring to Jersey-based female private areas that are STD breeding grounds and should not be touched by males and/or females with basic morals and dignity. Females with a Snookie-Cookie should always be avoided becuase they are dirty and usually act premiscuous with many other humanbeings at one time and in one place.
The Situation: "Yo, Guido, watch out for that Guidette. I heard she's got a Snookie-Cookie."
A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.
Those sick dudes played snookie cookie at the party last night, and jason had to eat the jizz.
In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'