Cookems 

A mans property/ possession ; the bait, the good good, your main girl (but not necessarily only)

Yo im getting the cookems

Man the cookems been tripping these days

Cookems by bigbossdawg December 8, 2010

Cookess 

A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!

Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!

Cookess by 333_MS November 1, 2019

hot dog cookers 

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner

Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"

hot dog cookers by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008

Cookes 

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

Cookes by Allen December 7, 2003

CookeMC 

A Minecraft YouTuber that is bad at Minecraft PvP and bad at streaming the only thing good about his channel is his editor Blays :)

CookeMC is Bad Minecraft YouTuber
I know right!

CookeMC by Blays July 18, 2019

cookers block 

When you can’t think of anything to cook.

Daughter: hey mum what’s for dinner?

Mother: I don’t know I have cookers block

cookers block by taneesha January 7, 2021

dane cookers 

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.

Fucking dane cookers!

dane cookers by JayMoo January 20, 2007