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Cookems

A mans property/ possession ; the bait, the good good, your main girl (but not necessarily only)
Yo im getting the cookems

Man the cookems been tripping these days
by bigbossdawg December 8, 2010
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Cookess

A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!
Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!
by 333_MS November 1, 2019
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hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner
Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"
by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008
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Cookes

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."
by Allen December 7, 2003
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CookeMC

A Minecraft YouTuber that is bad at Minecraft PvP and bad at streaming the only thing good about his channel is his editor Blays :)
by Blays July 18, 2019
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cookers block

When you can’t think of anything to cook.
Daughter: hey mum what’s for dinner?

Mother: I don’t know I have cookers block
by taneesha January 7, 2021
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dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
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