Cooked pussy 

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.

My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!

Cooked pussy by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Cooked pussy 

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event

My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight

Cooked pussy by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Crooked Pussy 

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

Crooked Pussy by Come on meow May 17, 2015

Air Cooled Pussy 

Air Cooled Pussy
The gap you can see through a girls thighs / crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together
This is usually accompanied by a tight ass and a athletic build.

Damn, that chick has an Air Cooled Pussy

Air Cooled Pussy by sgtinf February 9, 2021

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007