Cookasaurus Rex 

A giant of a person with strong hands on their lil arms that gets cooked.

The Cum Bucket Bexy Bex loves to get Cookasaurus Rex with her man n destroy his pudding with her strong hands on those lil arms even though she a huge bitch...

Cookasaurus Rex by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

chodasaurus Rex 

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.

1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

chodasaurus Rex by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009

Cocktasaurus Rex 

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

Cocktasaurus Rex by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006

cockasaurus rex 

A giant dick bigger than 8 inches long.

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.

cockasaurus rex by sexslangs January 14, 2009

Cockasuarus Rex 

The Jurassic's first sexual predator

"The scientist found Cockasuarus Rex fossils at the dig site. Other fossils of smaller creatures were found to be humped.

Cockasuarus Rex by cracklord69 February 10, 2021

cockasaurus-rex 

The name of an extra large penis.

He must have a cockasaurus-rex in his pants, because that's a big buldge.

cockasaurus-rex by BIGDADDYDARON October 4, 2005