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basically a substitute for anything innappropriate. Also a synonym for either genders.

Jon got his coosage sucked today.
We were walking around and allthesudden coosage happens.

coosage by coosage@eastside May 29, 2010

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Chosage

A sexual term used by black men referring to their dick when flirting/fucking white women or women of non-african american descent. Usually men that have a Chosage are well endowed...i.e., Chocolate Sausage!!!

Yo the pinktoe I had last nite couldn't get enough of this chosage son!

Shorty rode ya man yesterday and straight smoked my chosage kid!

OMG girl his chosage was Awesome!

Fuck that lame with that punk ass snausage, get with a brotha thats packing a Big Black Chosage bitch!

Chosage by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 9, 2009

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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

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Corsage

Flowers attached to a bracelet to give to a girl for a prom or banquet. This makes less of a hassle for the girl to carry around a bouquet.

I gave a corsage to my gf at the prom.

Corsage by Franky Xenoth November 12, 2006

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Cookage

The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.

There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.

Cookage by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017

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Duluth Corsage

The bloody ring that is left around your wrist after fisting a woman while she has her period.

After fisting Betty, Sam had a rose-colored ring around his wrist..otherwise known as the Duluth Corsage.

Duluth Corsage by BofaPatsyFofie April 23, 2006

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Coofage

The act of receiving fellatio/head

"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"

Coofage by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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