Coochie Crunchies 

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

Coochie Crunchies by SavAvv January 9, 2022

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

coochie cruncher 

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

coochie cruncher by HottieG April 29, 2006

coochie cruncher 

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

coochie cruncher by kgbish June 13, 2021

Coochie Crunching 

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation

Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

Coochie Crunching by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

Coochie Crunchin 

When somebody’s in another person business and they start dickriding

My girlfriend and her sisters were having a great time in the pool while a Karen started coochie crunching

Coochie Crunchin by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

couchie cruncher 

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

couchie cruncher by Real snigga June 7, 2017