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Controlinat

The Controlinat is a private organization created in 1570 A.C. They worship God and study his teachings. Their goal is to make the world pure again by destroying the illuminati and making the world full Christian. The illuminati's number is 666. The devils number. So why else would they want to destroy them? When people join the Controlinat, they get perks to get into heaven when they die.
I am part of the Controlinat
by Controlinat Era August 8, 2022
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Controligarch

con·trol·i·garch
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/

noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.

5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.

7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.

Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
by TheSeamusB January 8, 2023
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controlist

noun a person obsessive complusive with controlling every detail
she is a controlist.
by Elucid2 October 7, 2010
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contominated

All girls who have dated or been with Tom
You don't want that shit, she's been contominated
by Tom3 October 15, 2006
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controllation

When you have to take control of a situation that has gotten out of hand and let the folks who let it get out of control know how dumb they are.
"Yo, dumbass, get outta my way so I can get the sitch under controllation..."

"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."
by enter sandman November 17, 2009
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Controlative

She was being very controlative.
by Whirlwind421 October 28, 2012
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Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america
by Goose March 16, 2004
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