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contenda 

ebonisisation of the standard english term "contender". in the hip-hop cultural setting it can be used in battles of all sorts ( as in the 5 elements) in getting bytches, and cash-money. it is about black on black hate
1: damn son! i coulda been a wu-tang contenda...

2: hip-hop is da main contenda offerin' da most in da project fo social transformation
contenda by wu-tang contenda October 11, 2004
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Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons
Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

yolo contendere 

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

Contendo 

Contendo is a Splatoon YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers and makes funny moment videos on the game. He even makes memes on the game as well and even just shit-posts. He's a very cool YouTuber, please watch him.

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Hey Contendo, you're a idiot lmao.
Contendo by ContendoYT November 28, 2019

asbo contenders 

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)
A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.
asbo contenders by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005

contender 

a game that is played along side the imagine game where by competitors would chose those who they see fit as being possible contenders for winning a competition of the world nerdiest lost cunt.
KYS1: fuck check that cunt who just walked in such a lost cunt!!
KYS2: yep that cunt is definaly a contender
contender by mres April 1, 2003

contendaho 

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her
Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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