Constitarded 

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.

Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.

Constitarded by Constitard February 10, 2024

constifarted 

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

constifarted by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constifarted 

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

Constifarted by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constifaded 

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

constifaded by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Constifarted 

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

Constifarted by Poopsguy July 29, 2025