Constitarded

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.

Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.

by Constitard February 10, 2024

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

by Poopsguy July 29, 2025