Conservaturd

A public statement of conservative political thought laden with typical ignorance and vile.

That retarded cunt Ann Coulter laid a ginormous conservaturd on Fox last night, blaming yeast infections on income taxes.

Dude, did you read the Wall Street Journal's conservaturd in Friday's edition?

by Drofhcor August 6, 2011

Conservaturd

A Conservative person who tends to be an asshole and a hypocrite who is oblivious to reality

Donald Trump has been reveled to be the worst conservaturd in recent memory.

by Geek Hillbilly November 30, 2015

Conservaturd

A neanderthal affiliated with heavily exaggerated views on American Conservative politics, often to the point of contradicting themselves.

"Dude... can you believe that asshole was preaching no firearm regulation and then praises Greg Gianforte for assaulting someone?"

"Yeah... just another conservaturd.

by ClayPeter June 4, 2018

Conservaturd

Someone who subscribes to the vampirism of the youth by idolizing geriatric pedophiles.

Conservaturds don't know who Roy Cohn is 👀

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

New England Conservatory

A music school in Boston with a slight inferiority complex (think Juilliard, Curtis). The string players, pianists, and clarinetists are the freakin' best in the country. It's acronym is NEC, obviously. It's in a wicked old building on Huntington Ave in Boston and has Jordan Hall inside, which is repeatedly called one of the best concert halls in the US.

New England Conservatory is the shit. Go to hell, Juilliard.

by zhuxx289 November 7, 2009

Conservitard

A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.

TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.

Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!

Guy 2: Ok conservitard.

Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

Conservatroll

A internet troll who tries to popularize conservative beliefs. Along with his counterpart and nemesis, the libtroll, he is the most poisonous of trolls

Hahaha! Obama's a soshulist! You are dumb! He is Hitler!OH, I guess I'll be called racist!

Shut up, conservatroll

by Cosman246 August 14, 2010