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Conservatroll 

The most poisonous and infectious troll of the Internet as he/she uses his/her conservative beliefs to make everybody's life miserable. They are known to be the real cyber criminals.
"A Muslm with a vid cam is only looking todo 1 thing. I hope you have libral gun laws like we do in Maine. no soft targets, make them jihadis pay. We get killed by them becauz of this "gun controll" law made by librals. You ain't gonna stop me because Imma Conservatroll! Feed my all you want with ur libral comments!
Conservatroll by JES1993 April 3, 2016
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Conservatroll 

Person who goes on the Internet espousing extreme social darwinist, libertarian, and reactionary views to see if he or she can get a rise out of liberals, social-democrats, socialists, and communists.
A Conservatroll might say Socialism comes from collectivism which comes from racism. Liberals are therefore Nazis.
Conservatroll by Fred Bloggs23 October 13, 2011

conservatron 

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus
Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.
conservatron by NickFender August 10, 2012

conservatool 

A person who is ride or die for Donald Trump since day one, they will usually say they’re not racist but we all know people who have to say that are. They won’t listen to any opinions but their own and get offended any time someone brings up human rights. Pretty much the conservative version of a Libtard.
Yo ever since the election started Josh has been such a conservatool, he won’t stop talking about building a wall
conservatool by Lil Traumatized September 30, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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