Conservitard 

A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.

TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.

Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!

Guy 2: Ok conservitard.

Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Conservitard by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

Conservitard 

The equal opposite to libtard.

Hunter called that moderate kid a libtard for not worshipping Trump, what a conservitard.

Why are boomers such conservitards?

Conservitard by MYNAMEISJOHNCENA June 23, 2020

Conservitard 

a conservative that is unable or unwilling to look past their own bias and care about others; especially those that don't look like said conservative.

If I'm a Libtard, conservatives are Conservitards.

Conservitard by Yammit January 23, 2017

Conservitard 

A combination of “Conservitive” and “Retard”
Basically the conservative version of a libtard
Conservitards dismiss facts and logic and repeat meaningless facts to the point were you can and don’t have to debate then

“He is such a conservitard, he called Obama a Nazi just because he disagreed with Obamacare”

Conservitard by Joe Galore April 3, 2019

Conservitard 

Braindead adherent to American-style conservative "values" that ignore basic human rights for the purpose of making both mega corporations and the politicians that enable them obscenely wealthy: these "values" include (but are not limited to) stripping women of bodily autonomy... removing protections for visible racial minorities... openly discriminating against members of the LGBTQ+ community... passively encouraging gun violence by refusing to deal with that issue... and removing sex education from schools so that other conservatives can keep being sexual predators of minors

Trump's MAGA campaign really depended on those Conservitards, eh?

Conservitard by DimeStoreThesaurus April 26, 2023

Conservatard 

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.

How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.

Conservatard by The first time November 11, 2022

conservatard 

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.

conservatard by krt December 2, 2005