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Conrad M 

someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.
I will never want to be friends with Conrad(Cum-Rag)
I Hate Cum-Rag
Conrad M by Kyle Hussy March 2, 2005

Dr. Conrad Murray 

So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.

But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(

*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*

Conrad's Mom 

Conrad's Mom is simply the most attractive woman you have ever meant
"Yo have you seen Conrad's Mom?"
"Yeah she's really hot"
Conrad's Mom by Tangashima November 24, 2020
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