conq

Royally fucking up an opportunity to have sex.

This girl was all over me last night, and I didn't go home with her or get her number. Boy, did I ever conq that one.

by concernedaboutconq October 10, 2005

Conq

Conq is a universal Conqstant defining all positive in existence, opposite to nonp. conqness is appointed by the conqlords.

This conversation isnt conq. 4 physics lesson in a row isnt conq.

by Conqlord September 15, 2020

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

Conqs

Conqs is a guy that is usually a healthy man with many likable traits. However, no one likes those said traits and instead think he's just a neck beard know-it-all, with a stupid haircut and massive Adam's apple.

That man is a bit of a Conqs

by isnej November 26, 2021