conq

Royally fucking up an opportunity to have sex.

This girl was all over me last night, and I didn't go home with her or get her number. Boy, did I ever conq that one.

by concernedaboutconq October 10, 2005

Conq

Conq is a universal Conqstant defining all positive in existence, opposite to nonp. conqness is appointed by the conqlords.

This conversation isnt conq. 4 physics lesson in a row isnt conq.

by Conqlord September 15, 2020

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

conquilhas

CONQUILHAS is the most OG gang in Portugal if you visit portugal it is very probable to see a huge number of graffitis and tattos do not mess with them or you will get "HURT"!

OG: Where can I buy some weed around here nigga?
GO: Talk to my homies CONQUILHAS!

OG: Where can I buy some weed around here nigga?
GO: Talk to my homies CONQUILHAS!

by kure February 7, 2014

conquistaboo

An apologist for the actions of the conquistadors, similar to a wehraboo or tankie.

You really think Hernan Cortes was the good guy? Wow you must be a conquistaboo.

by Regulus Zealous April 27, 2021

duppy conqueror

spirit or ghost conqueror. Duppy is caribbean word of West African origin meaning ghost or spirit

Bob Marley "Duppy Conqueror" listen to it

by cmayer December 20, 2008

conquish

A mix of conquer and vanquish which should only be used to describe epic victories of magnificent proportions.

We shall ride into battle and conquish all who oppose us!
Never again shall they deny us a win of magnificent proportions.

by johnwindim February 23, 2011