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ConnectNæ 

When you can't speak English and you repeat words that don't exist like the idiot you are. Correction: "Correct name".
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ConnectNæ by Næthœn February 25, 2020
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connectile dysfunction 

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.
connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007
Word of the Day on February 15, 2007

connectile dysfunction 

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

connectile dysfunction 

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.
"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

connectamail 

An email connecting two or more people to each other.
I am going to send a connectamail introducing the two of you because I think you might find value in each other .
connectamail by Jamie Gabriel November 2, 2017

connecticer 

Residents and people basically born in Connecticut. A basic slur for Connecticut people.
"That's why no one likes them connecticers, ain't shit to do in their boring ass state".
"Them gosh darn connectiers
connecticer by Mah niegua May 1, 2023

Connecticer 

A term used for people born or residents of Connecticut. Also used as a funny insult. Used the same way as the n word but not fully.
"Those gosh darn connecticers coming in ruinning New York."

"Those darn connecticers"
Connecticer by Mah niegua May 2, 2023
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I hit a real purple patch.

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