Connaughton

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crazy bitch lady with lots of cats and squirrels and loves jojo bows usually has red eyes and purple hair with pink tips can afford the whole gucci store trains her cats for feile but they never make it

who owns all those cats?
i think it’s a connaughton.

Connaughton by coco puffs r crazy May 2, 2019

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Connaughton Special

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.

Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!

Connaughton Special by Butter Sue July 26, 2019

Connaught School For Girls

shit girls school. all the girls are bitchy and beg for male attention. Everyone's besties with norlington boys. Teachers can't teach for shit. Get in trouble for the stupidest things. Only calm guy is Mr Phillips tbf.

Connaught school for girls is a shithole

Connaught School For Girls by heloo 1234 July 26, 2020

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons

A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.

Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

connaught school for girls

shit school full of begs and bitches. ther are very bait people in this school some are bait by choice some aren't bcos they got posted on a tiktok account how fascinating anyways some are bait bcos they re friends with norlington boys and we all know they are bait bait so yh but its a good schl when it comes to fights and yassss

connaught school for girls is a DEAD schl gtfo from this schllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

connaught school for girls by rahhh your a beg stylll August 13, 2022

Duke of Connaught Public School

Duke is full of fat kids like Dixie and doors like Olivia. Never trust a Duke girl they bite when u get neck. All the guys are wannabee hoodlums and think they are cool, especially Kaiden hunter.

How was that Duke of Connaught Public School girl?, Fuzzles was mid

Duke of Connaught Public School by Anderdingus May 23, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026