conjugal

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005

conjugal

relating to the times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in two months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005

Conjugal

Relating to marriage or the relationship between a married couple, as a basis definition. However the expression can be used to refer to couples. anything that is related or has to do with partnered or engaged couple, such pairs, fiancé, bf & gf. If a guy says he doesn’t want to be conjugally involved it means he doesn’t want to be involved as a your boyfriend.

Sarah: Matt I don’t want to be involved in conjugal sense.

Erick: Don’t get me wrong I love Sarah in romance sense but I don’t want to be conjugally involved with her.

Maddie: I love you but non conjugal.

by BetaBoogie January 1, 2025

conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Conjugal Tropical Visit

A vacation to a tropical destination primarily for the purpose of 'getting some' when you typically are not able to - for example when both parties are geographically separated due to work. Also referred to as a CTV

I'll give you some tips on how to get him to take you on a CTV (conjugal tropical visit).

by Ctv2016 August 28, 2016

conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Conjugal Visit

Visiting your partner who is currently in prison to have sex with them. Conjugal visits often motivate inmates to maintain good behavior.

Steph: God damn Bernie Madoff is a spunk!

Ashley: Yeah, I'd pay him a conjugal visit!

by Pepperonilawl September 27, 2009