Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
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Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
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