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Confuzel 

To confuse someone to the point of suicidal thoughts
I love to confuzel people on Minecraft hive
Confuzel by Jearal herzertern December 31, 2022
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confuzzled 

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up
Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.
confuzzled by Lysithia September 7, 2011

confuzzle 

literally a mix between the word confuse and puzzle.
You confuzzle me you know that?
confuzzle by Maureen Johnson December 18, 2008

confuselled 

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.
A: im confuselled :-S
confuselled by drako December 22, 2004

comfuzeled 

Anouther word for confused. It provides a more slang term to make it sound better.
We had a big math test today. Shit, all the questions got me confuzeled.
comfuzeled by Andre May 2, 2005

confuzzling 

the words "confusing" and "puzzling" put together
means the same definition of those 2 words
Chanel was really confuzzling the other night
confuzzling by chanelsucks March 21, 2007

Confuzzlingness 

the amount of how confuzzled one may be
i am suffering from lots of confuzzlingness

the amount of confuzzlingness im feeling right now is unmeasurable
Confuzzlingness by sparkikus February 28, 2007
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