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Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"
C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-
Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013

Contripulation

A combination of control and manipulation. Means "causing someone to believe something that is false, or convincing them that an event occurred when it did not"
Hypnosis experts use contripulation to convince their clients that they are being hypnotized.
Contripulation by DemonicBagel December 12, 2017

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)
"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."
confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008

Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"
Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"
Confabulation by i<3life August 25, 2009

contributation 

similar to contribution, but larger. leaving a larger effect in its wake.
when youre in a ceremony and the speaker says "thank you for your contributation!" you would answer, "it was hard work, but we contributated a lot."
contributation by sjdhjkfhdjkfh April 10, 2010

Confriculation 

What happens when you confriculate to much.
Whoa! I confriculated to much! I just confriculationed!
Confriculation by Hayden_182 December 12, 2006