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Confessions 

A game played by 2 or more people in which one player makes two "confessions"; one being true, the other a lie. If the other player(s) guesses which one is true, the player that made the confession must remove one item of clothing. If they guess incorrectly, the next player males their confessions.
"This party is lame."

"Hey, let's play Confessions! I wanna see that one girl naked"
Confessions by 2frsh July 10, 2015
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Confessions of a Video Vixen

Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.
Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"

Confessions On A Dance Floor 

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR IS THE FUCKING SHIT

Confessions Story 

A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.
Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!

confessions bot 

Confessions bot is a Discord bot that allows users to be heathens anonymously, unless you buy premium then all author information is revealed to the world!
User: Hey did you see that new Confession by Confessions Bot?
User2: Oh my god it totally broke tos, can I see who it was?
User: No, unless you sell your soul for premium!

confessions bot 

A popular Discord bot that allows users to hide behind anonymity and share their darkest secrets without anyone knowing who they are, unless they sell their soul and buy premium
User1: Hey have you checked out Confessions bot?
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!

rcc student confessions 

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
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