Congonjulated 

To gather an item or item(s)

Zak congonjulated a pile of rats
or
Lorna: "Did you hear what happened to me last night?"
Joseph: "Yeah, You congonjulated bare vanerial diseases"

Congonjulated by Skunkdick December 3, 2021

Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

Condonkulated by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019