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Condom head 

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.
Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.
Condom head by Wank-athon May 27, 2015

head condom 

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.
look at that dude wearing the head condom.
head condom by Nick Vaiano January 7, 2008

Condom Heads 

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other
"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"
Condom Heads by fatboishoes October 13, 2021

Busted Condom Headass 

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time
Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass
Busted Condom Headass by Soji77 June 18, 2021

i got condos in that bitch head 

asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head

condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom
john malkovic = condomhead
condomhead by chaz13123 February 28, 2009
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