Condoloon

A Condoloon is a condom, of any shape, size, or kind, that has been blown up enough to resemble a Balloon.

Person 1: "I really love Balloons but they pop so easily. :("

Person 2: "Maybe you should try Condoloons?"

Person 1: "What's that?"

Person 2: "It's condom that's been blown up and turned into the condom equivalent of a balloon."

Person 1: "Sounds like a good idea! Thanks!"

Condoloon by StarWingedWolf August 2, 2026

Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

condolence 

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

condomonium by mysterius man October 25, 2004

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

Condolence-Five by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

condolences window 

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

condolences window by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

The Condolingus Special 

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.

Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

The Condolingus Special by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011