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Condoable

A female with a high enough level of attractiveness to be brought to LaCosta Condominiums.
She fine she definitely condoable
by CoochKillla May 21, 2023
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Condoable

A female with a high enough level of attractiveness to be brought to a high end beachfront condominium.
She valid she condoable
by CoochKillla May 21, 2023
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Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
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constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
by Evidentary November 28, 2013
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Condombrella

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
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special constable

(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.
Special Constables are fully empowered Police Officers.
by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004
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Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
by PMax February 11, 2008
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