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napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

concraption 

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.
Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!
concraption by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Urination Congregation 

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.
Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"
Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.
congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

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Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd
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