Concoctail

concoctail, meaning quite literally, to create a previously un-named cocktail out of various alcohol and drinkstuffs in an attempt to become intoxicated.
The literal act of concoction, with a variety of spirits, and one or more mixer liquids.

'We were all real poor, so we just dug out all the booze from the liquor cupboard, and put it all together...we made a wicked concoctail!'

'Nah, it doesn't have a name, we just slung it all together...it's a concoctail, really.'

Concoctail by Lizzy Miss Liz Liz March 12, 2008

concoctionist 

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.

These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.

concoctionist by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010

Concoction 

An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.

"Don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate!"

Concoction by Cabbage and Cabbage December 28, 2005

The Cracky concoction 

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.

Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

The Cracky concoction by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017

Conscious of your Concoction 

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

Conscious of your Concoction by RCL37 May 26, 2014

Chocolate Concoction 

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.

"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."

Chocolate Concoction by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005

the concoction 

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

the concoction by chronic tacos April 15, 2014