Conchmonch 

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

Acceptable uses/derivations:

Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?

Conchmonch by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

coochmooch 

when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy ass.

fuck john. that's the third phone number i've given you this week. you're being a cooch mooch.

coochmooch by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

cockmonch 

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

cockmonch by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

cockmonch 

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

cockmonch by Candy Snax February 26, 2006