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When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
.conned by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
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When a person decides to make a deal presented to them by someone else because they are convinced they will benefit handsomely from it; but the deal results in said person losing everything they put into it plus invariably much more, all while the 'someone' who proposed the deal is on track to benefit immensely, and secretly was the only one guaranteed to benefit at all.
That deal was so good there's no way it could of been true and in fact it wasn't, she was conned out of $400,000 in the end.
conned by BigDaddy MikeyRed August 16, 2014
When Your Bad At A Certain Thing. And Someone Who Is Also Bad Shows You Up
Jimmy is bad at games. And one day Jimmy decides he wants to invite his friend Gabe over to play, little he know Gabe was amazing at games, Jimmy got (Conned)
Conned by shiloh winniy April 26, 2020

Conned Cherries 

pronounced (cohn'd Sheh-rays) with an dignified accent.

1.This phrase is used ambiguously to defer subject of conversation or as an answer a prodding question. the user of this word says "conned cherries" with confidence so that the other person or persons feels an expectation to know what the user means and ends up dumfounded. This technique works becuase it forms a language barrier to divert conflict from yourself. Answering no,no and yes, yes and using very bad english aids to the potency of the conned cherries.
2. can also be used as a code word between conspirators.
1. "Why did you go against protocol?"
"Why Conned Cheries, of course."
"Canned Cherries?? Like the food??"
"No, no CONNED Cherries... you know, conned?"
"Are you saying you were conned into it? Was it Lowski! That rat! I knew he was up to something!"
"Yes, yes."
Conned Cherries by randomglowstick November 23, 2015

cha-conned

1. To take a pastry to the face, generally in anger or rage, an immature way to get back at someone.
I walked up to a clown and he cha-conned me in the face with a pie.

I got in a fight and cha-conned her in the face with a muffin.
cha-conned by chaconned January 21, 2007

Adobe Conned 

The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.
Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'
Adobe Conned by The Beezle July 12, 2012

Blue conned nut 

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
Blue conned nut by Nightbard March 7, 2021
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