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Con Glamour 

Spanish SWAG. "Con" in English, means "with", so the term in English would mean, With Glamour. It can be said after anything good or glamorous happens. You must also say this phrase with a Spanish accent.
You must do everything Con Glamour or your life will lack glamor.

You need to pronounce Con Glamour, Con Glamour.

Person 1: OMG YOU PASSED THAT LEVEL IN CANDY CRUSH?
Person 2: Yes. Con Glamour.

You play your violin Con Glamour.
Con Glamour by Freepossum May 19, 2013
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conglomourine

Collective urine puddle. Where running streams of random people's urine meet.

Commonly sighted at music festivals, this large pool of urine is a result of streams trickling from demountable toilets.

Often hard to distinguish from water and other safe liquids due to contamination and discolouration from dirt, alcohol and other festival matter.
John: Look out bro! (grabs his friend'd arm)
Andy: What? (looks down)
John: Gee, that was close. You almost stepped in that large puddle of conglomourine.
Andy: Thanks bro.
conglomourine by GigPig February 25, 2011

conglamorouslination

Cumming rapidly while eating
IM CONGLAMOROUSLINATIONATING! AuUaAAaHAUuhuGggghh *cums on food*

Conglamourance 

A filthy amalgamation, a horrendous fusion or mixture.
Yesterday, my friend was making cookies, but he ended up with a burnt, conglamourance of eggs and who knows what.

conglamorate 

To use a word that does not actually exist in order to fool one's girlfriend or boyfriend.
I will conglamorate my girlfriend in order to laugh with the rest of my friends.
conglamorate by pookinator283 January 22, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008