Compleaner 

A person who can't clean without complaining.

Kim: I seriously just can't stand cleaning!
Kris: Yeah I hate it too!
Kim: Yep, we're total compleaners.

Compleaner by alphawolfexc April 21, 2013

Serial Complainer 

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

Serial Complainer by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

complainer 

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

complainer by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

Facebook Complainer 

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.

Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.

Facebook Complainer by preparation_H August 13, 2011

Chronic Complainer 

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.

Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.

Chronic Complainer by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020

single task completer 

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

single task completer by Complex Human April 13, 2009

Complane 

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011