commenter 

1. A person who comments on blogs, newspaper articles, or something similar, but does not necessarily go as far as writing a full blog, or replying via "blogging" to respond. A comment can be as long or as short as you would like it or are limited to. Full sentences and paragraphs are ok, while versions of shorthand would also be ok in most scenarios. 2. A person who hits the "Comment" button associated with many social networking sites and actions reported to you by other users. 3. Do not get this [confused with a troll. This person does not specifically have an agenda to drive the conversation or even one other user either way, but this person is also welcome to leave their opinion in one comment.

4. A comment can be of any size and us usually dictated by the parameters of the box one is given to write or mark comments in.

EXAMPLE OF COMMENTING ON SOMEONES STATUS ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
"Blue is a color" <Click to comment>

EXAMPLE OF A NEWSPAPER OR NEWS SITE:
"The Rain Fell Today in Chicago --
So much rain for the Windy City, this feels like a small hurricane -- Signed, local newswoman" <Click to leave comments>
<comment by commenter 1> "Dumb news story -CMNT"

EXAMPLE OF A SUGGESTION COMMENT BOX:
"Please place suggestions in the box."

commenter by Jim Wordism April 26, 2009

Commenter 

A guy who has no life and comments almost everywhere godamn place possible. They use unfunny jokes or sometimes they are funny, but they don’t even realize it. They can become pretty popular. Lots are on YouTube while some are on other apps/websites.

COMMENTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Commenter by Moaning Earrape March 16, 2019

Commenter's Remorse 

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

Commenter's Remorse by cpxander June 23, 2011

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

youtube commenter 

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.

Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?

youtube commenter by thepragmatist July 24, 2015

MLIA Commenter 

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.

n00b: LOL. i voted for this:] your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO

MLIA Commenter by thatmsufan December 17, 2010

YouTube commenter 

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

YouTube commenter by Fukuahole August 17, 2022