A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.
Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancyTom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.
"In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate."
(1) To praise someone for something good they did. (2) To roast the shit out of someone
(1) Wow I commend you for your amazing PvP skillz!
(2) "I commend you for your appearance." "Thanks Man!" "Not that commend dumbass you're ugly as shit"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.