A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.
Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspacecomments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.
"In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate."
(1) Wow I commend you for your amazing PvP skillz!
(2) "I commend you for your appearance." "Thanks Man!" "Not that commend dumbass you're ugly as shit"