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Commandophobia 

An phobia (irrational fear) of commandos tactically invading your home and killing your family in a violent breach-bang-clear fashion.
peter suffers from commandophobia after watching the complete Steven Seagal collection.
Commandophobia by Demostheens July 15, 2010

Commentpaedo 

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.
Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.
Commentpaedo by Whaleland July 27, 2009

Commensurate 

The fact that our task is exactly commensurate with our life gives it the appearance of being infinite.
Commensurate by SomeRandomKid June 29, 2014

Communeuphoria 

A unique feeling of joy and gratitude caused by a physical gathering of people
There was a notable sense of communeuphoria when the group of friends met for dinner for the first time after the pandemic.

Commensurate 

"In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate."
Commensurate by OnlySlightlyConfused February 19, 2021
(1) To praise someone for something good they did. (2) To roast the shit out of someone
(1) Wow I commend you for your amazing PvP skillz!
(2) "I commend you for your appearance." "Thanks Man!" "Not that commend dumbass you're ugly as shit"
Commend by EYEofFIRE10 June 7, 2018