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Comfortine 

seeking out comforting things to do or eat, possibly from your childhood, to help with time and stress of quarantine.
He started to make clay pots from his childhood to comfortine himself. He ate some chocolate chip cookies to comfortine.
Comfortine by Dr.dERv April 3, 2020
Words you can keep

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013

comfortitis 

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile
Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"
comfortitis by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

comfortitty 

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts
I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.
comfortitty by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021

comfortist 

Someone whose only goal in life is comfort. Slightly reclusive, works as hard as they need to be comfortable in life. Only concerned with the well being of themselves and their immediate family. (Most often a functional stoner)
I would rather be a comfortist than a celebrity.
comfortist by EBAHallyD October 26, 2017

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

Currently performing a show about Elvita Adams.

Generally solo, comic and very weird.
"Comfortism, played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."
Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010

Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

www.comfortism.co.uk
"Comfortism played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."
Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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