EmilyReiser's definitions

comfortitty

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts

I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.

by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021

Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026