EmilyReiser's definitions

Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

comfortitty

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts

I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.

by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021