Colemanism 

A fact/statement that you swear is true when it is undoubtedly false.

A: "Bagels aren't good"
B: "dudes that's just a colemanism"

Colemanism by grizzman69 August 6, 2019

Colemanoscopy 

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.

The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy

Colemanoscopy by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018

colemanesque 

Supreme confidence in strength of ones' argument. Total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. Blinding realism regarding the ability to progress in business based purely on ability to do chosen job well.

His destruction of our colleague in that meeting was quite colemanesque.

colemanesque by asinus asinum fricat November 30, 2004

Colemaning around 

When a person aimlessly wonders around doing various tasks with no real direction.

What the hell is joe doing? He’s all over the place.

He’s “colemaning around.”

Colemaning around by Skylar33 December 30, 2022

Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.

I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.

Cometanism by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

cavemanism 

the mannerisms men acquire because of their caveman ancestors.

Chris Dunn eats meat because of his cavemanism.

cavemanism by TACO69 March 31, 2012

Colemans 

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.

Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.

Colemans by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021