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Colemanoscopy 

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.
The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy
Colemanoscopy by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018

colemanesque 

Supreme confidence in strength of ones' argument. Total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. Blinding realism regarding the ability to progress in business based purely on ability to do chosen job well.
His destruction of our colleague in that meeting was quite colemanesque.
colemanesque by asinus asinum fricat November 30, 2004

Colemaning around 

When a person aimlessly wonders around doing various tasks with no real direction.
What the hell is joe doing? He’s all over the place.

He’s “colemaning around.”
Colemaning around by Skylar33 December 30, 2022

Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.
I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.
Cometanism by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

cavemanism 

the mannerisms men acquire because of their caveman ancestors.
Chris Dunn eats meat because of his cavemanism.
cavemanism by TACO69 March 31, 2012

Colemans 

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.
Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.
Colemans by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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