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come for me
When someone says something shady to you you say "don't come for me I didn't send for you" as a means of comeback.
come for me by Afaura July 3, 2014
Come for the food, stay for the pie
To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.
Come for the food, stay for the pie by Pontianak December 6, 2003
come for my neck
come for my neck by Idrk!_!who December 16, 2017
don't come for me
Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
don't come for me by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017
we have come for your nectar!
Spongebob bee: we have come for your nectar!
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we have come for your nectar! by shlumblo juice July 1, 2022
You come for a scrap eh?
“You come for a scrap eh?!” - A term used by North Yorkshire men such Captain Grimm who aren’t actually up for a fight, they just say it to cover up their crippling social anxiety.
“Oi mate I stamped on yer whippersnapper last night, it went all pop and sh*t innit.”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”
You come for a scrap eh? by Tread6666 March 23, 2021
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