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come for me 

When someone says something shady to you you say "don't come for me I didn't send for you" as a means of comeback.
Mary: Why you always wearing Easter KD's
Me: Dont come for me. I never sent for you
Mary: Whatever
come for me by Afaura July 3, 2014

Come for the food, stay for the pie 

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.
"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

come for my neck 

Choke or fight, to get roasted
She sucks at singing

Wcome for my neck
come for my neck by Idrk!_!who December 16, 2017

don't come for me 

Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.

we have come for your nectar! 

what a spnogbob lookin bee says when he breaks into your house
Spongebob bee: we have come for your nectar!
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You come for a scrap eh? 

“You come for a scrap eh?!” - A term used by North Yorkshire men such Captain Grimm who aren’t actually up for a fight, they just say it to cover up their crippling social anxiety.
“Oi mate I stamped on yer whippersnapper last night, it went all pop and sh*t innit.”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”