ComaToast

When somebody eats shit hard.

Dude...that guy is comatoast...haha what a bitch.

by Cris March 16, 2004

Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.

man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.

by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.

I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?

by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008

Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.

Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.

by Makeempray November 11, 2015