Cris's definitions

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

Willy Wonka

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

by Cris August 14, 2005

chop

to cut off, ignore, or ditch someone

she gave me her # but every time i call she gives me the chop.

i used to ignore his calls and now when i call him, he gives me the chop.

by cris August 10, 2004

Klwnd

Being caught exposing yourself to young girls via the internet.

To be the victim of an exposer.

"Did you hear about Sarky? She got totally KLWND!"

by cris September 16, 2004

hode

A monster from the MMORPG Ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple penis that comes out of the sand to assault people with it's head.

Lost:OMFG Snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it's trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!

by Cris December 9, 2004

sex and candy

The most famous and wonderful song wirtten by the sadly little known band Marcy Playground

Sex and candy is a rockin' song

by Cris December 10, 2004

rockyland

Rockyland a state of super drunkenness. In this state everything is happy, nothing is felt.No recolection of whats happening. Passing out. a.k.a smashed,blasted etc

Last night after drinking so much i passed out and went to rockyland boy was that fun

by Cris January 2, 2005