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Coonfinger 

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.
Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.
Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011
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coonfinger 

To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.
I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.
coonfinger by the Eastah Bunny March 28, 2007

CoonFingered 

CoonFingered is when you have ripped someone off on line through Facebook group trading or buying and the Admins of the group inform The Sargent of Arms "Wil Smiley" Who in turn hunts you down learns all about you, then proceeds to distribute your photo, name and what you've done to as many group admins he can contact until you have been shamed into paying the other party back what you thought you got away with!
So you got paid for selling that item on Facebook and you never sent it, now someone is calling you from the bar around the corner from your home and your name is plastered in a bad way in all the groups? You 've been CoonFingered better make it right no one ever gets away one Ole CoonFinger sets his sights on you!
CoonFingered by IamWilSmiley September 1, 2016

CoonFinger 

A guy with an oversized forehead that will not relinquish any information pertaining to performance of a job. Always has to have his fingers in everything and slow down everything.
My co-worker is coonfingerin’ again, and he likes craft beer.
CoonFinger by Teaspoon6969 March 30, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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