While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard
by 1iquidFreshness January 29, 2012
The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.
by 1iquidFreshness March 03, 2012