collierville 

GAY!
NO LOITERING!
no zero's aloud bullshit!
gay ass dress codee!
Saturday school really?
doc spends school funds on cigs fake tans and sports cars..
starts at 7 o'clock
hang out spot at the movies and Mcalisters
you will find wannabe rednecks bi or gay emo people and stuck preppy bitches.
have teachers that smoke weed such as miss shuler.
one of the most boring places you will ever go
if you ever wanna find the football field follow the dragon paws on the streets
when on byhalia if you see something that resembles a jail its the high school.
old creepy gym teachers such as coach brock
smushed cockroaches in everywhere through out the school and the occasional live one.
if you walk into the school and its a little smelly don't worry its just the backed up sewage
unidentable school lunches
biggest trends sleeping around getting high and or drunk
know as a snoby rich kid school
fights over stupid things like lunch seats
while walking down stairs or halways you will see dip stuck to the walls and will have the lights turned off on you
if you are not forced then do not ever come to collierville you will die of boredum!

collierville=shithole

collierville by anonymus bitch :) March 27, 2009

collierville 

If you know collierville you know that it was known for its redneck hillbilly’s back in the day but now it is where all the snobby rich kids are. All of memphis’s A-listers are moving out there because of the new $109million dollar high school. Forget MUS forget Hutchison this school on the outskirts of memphis is the place to be. Aside from the occasional bi, trans, or gay every once in a while it is a bunch of preppy bitches that have nothing better to do than sleep around and go to the lax, cheer, dance, or football practice. Aside from all the pros of the ville the are the cons like creepy gym coaches, junkies in the bathrooms and the fuckboys (all too familiar hump and dumps). Collierville is the place that everyone wants to be at because of the money

Person that does not live or go to collierville: Damn i wish i went to collierville
girl that does: flips hair
person: *bows down at feet*

collierville by bitchasshoeyfromtheuppereast January 11, 2019

Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.

"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."

Collinsville by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008

Colleyville 

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, and lots and lots of drugs. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.

Colleyville is at the top of the trickle-down money ladder. The town is filled with many fashion-sensible, upper class families. Most of their money goes to their kids, which goes towards their drugs -- keeping the ghettos in Arlington and Dallas booming.

Colleyville by notisaidthecat February 3, 2006

Colleyville 

Recently marked the #1 city to live in (Texas) by CNN Money as of Summer 2005. Great Atmosphere! Many new developments and a place to enjoy all seasons.

Real Estate Values Soaring

Colleyville by Matt G. September 13, 2005

Colleyville 

rich ass suburb of Dallas, and surrounded by other rich ass towns (see Southlake, Grapevine). The city council regulates what types of roofs, windows, and (in some neighborhoods) the size of houses that are allowed to be built. Apartments are illegal to construct by law. The homeless carry laptops. Colleyville ranks 68th in the nation for highest average income (about $120k/year).

Damn, Colleyville shopping center is expensive.

Colleyville by D.B.T. December 28, 2005

Colleyville 

Colleyville, TX. Town in Dallas-Ft. Worth (DFW Metroplex). Affluent town of about 20,000; local high school is Colleyville Heritage and is one of the top high schools in the country. Colleyville shares many similarities with next-door Southlake, TX (also home to Heritage rival Southlake Carroll), and Colleyville is in a joint school district with Grapevine, TX.

The city's biggest flaw is that it believes it has no flaws. A slew of teen suicides in 2004 and a steroid abuse scandal in the high school football team landed Colleyville Heritage on the front page of Newsweek. The town has recovered swimmingly. But constant, unmonitored teen partying and rampant prescription drug abuse continue with little attention. Parents are often blamed for giving their kids too many luxuries without any supervision.

Colleyville shares many students with Grapevine, but has more in common with the developing town of Southlake.

Colleyville by PittFan January 1, 2006