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Italian Cold Head 

To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.
person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."

person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"

head cold 

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
head cold by pentozali July 1, 2008

Head Cold 

When a girl gives you head and the guy busts his load in her mouth, she chokes and it ends up coming out of her noise
She couldn't handle all the jizz and got a head cold after giving homeboy a blowjob
Head Cold by Willy Wankkerr August 3, 2010

Hungarian Head cold

A Hungarian Head Cold is where you shoot sperm in someones ear and then slap the same ear.
I love blondes! Give them a Hungarian Head Cold and it comes out the other ear!

brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.
Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold
brutal head cold by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017

Cold as Ted Williams' Head 

A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!

Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
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