councilitis 

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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councilitis by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

Councilitis 

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

Councilitis by MarkBackers July 8, 2014

councilite 

1. One who resides on a council estate.

2. One who is foul-mouthed/can't help but make a scene in public.

'check this loser, he is such a councilite'

'must you shoot your huge mouth off, you councilite?'

loser councilite

councilite by lyricalgangsta April 6, 2009

Coughilitis 

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

Coughilitis by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022

Cunnilitis 

A severe condition where the infected individual's brain is rotten. The cause of this to occur is due to Loli-bait games such as "Blue Archive".

The symptoms include:
- The Infected Individual screaming "Ouuooghh Cunny" upon the spotting an immediate picture of a petite anime girl of any age.
- Sobbing
- Any phrase that may come off as sexual and mention of a minor, particularly at most in Gacha games; ex. Blue Archive

Fred: Hey, you did you know about what happened to Matt?
Robert: Yeah, pretty tragic that he had a rare disease called "Cunnilitis", he's not the same anymore after playing Blue Archive

Cunnilitis by BiscuitsArePrettyNeat June 18, 2023

Coinciditis 

An increasingly common disease that causes sufferers to die suddenly. First noticed in 2021, experts are baffled as to the cause. Some think it could be a virus but anecdotal evidence suggests it is self inflicted by participating in medical experiments. Coinciditis most often strikes normally healthy people in their 20's to 40's.

Did you see the 28 year old soccer player who died suddenly during practice? He must have had coinciditis.

Coinciditis by Conservative Couch January 28, 2024