Cognitive Slurs

Insulting terms that weaponize concepts from cognitive psychology to demean someone's thinking process as inherently defective. These slurs pathologize disagreement by diagnosing the opponent with a cognitive flaw (e.g., "You're just Dunning-Krugerandized," "That's pure cognitive dissonance," "Your confirmation bias is showing"). While these are real biases, using them as casual insults strips them of their scientific meaning and turns them into sophisticated ad hominem attacks. It's a way of saying "You're too stupid to know you're stupid" while pretending to be objective.

Example: In a political debate, Person A presents a statistic. Person B, disagreeing, doesn't engage with the data source but retorts, "You're just experiencing backfire effect; your fragile worldview can't handle facts." This slur allows Person B to claim the high ground of psychological insight while functionally calling Person A an irrational idiot. It psychologizes the disagreement, making productive discourse impossible because any counter-argument can be dismissed as further proof of the alleged bias. Cognitive Slurs.

Cognitive Slurs by Dumuabzu January 25, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016