Coflin

If you have a family named Coflin and not a consumable medicine for treating coughs, chances are your ancestor's jobs were a Watchman or Waitress in the United States around the 1940s, and have lived in Virginia since the 1840s.

Chemist: Thanks for buying the Coflin syrup, Sir-
Buyer: Just call me Coflin.
Chemist: *Confusion*

by HeyFolks_420 October 19, 2022

collin brientnall

the only reason i have tiktok.

anti max dressler.

somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.

Max Dressler: "Someone control him."

Collin Brientnall: *exposes max*

by browngurl_ May 8, 2020

You're A Colin

To do nothing and everything at the same time

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022

You're A Colin

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's

Take the L ColLin, You're A Colin

by IDontLikeCreative January 16, 2022

power coffin

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.

I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website

by Shanielle September 4, 2019

You're A Colin

Gaming terminology to describe someone who is oblivious to everything. A player / person whose skills are questionable at best, but is 'good at everything'.

To do a 'Colin', is to neglect your teammates, to steal loot, to empty rounds into walls from pointblank, blame the dog, and bascially offer nothing to the squad.

Anything that is unquestionably a 'Colin', is a 'Colin'. You know a 'Colin' moment when you see one.

For those who are the 'Colin' you buy levels, sit-back, last to die as you've contributed nothing.

In a Colins eyes you were amazing.

Youve just emptied a mythic drumgun into a wall from pointblank. You proclaim to say'hes one tap'. Your team come over and die - he was full health. You're a colin.

by IDontLikeCreative January 13, 2022