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Coffee Man

by Gmoney989 November 4, 2016
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Too Much Coffee Man

Too Much Coffee Man is the single greatest super-hero of our time!
by aiden diabhal January 23, 2004
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Dirty Old Man Coffee

Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"
by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009
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409 In Your Coffeemaker

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
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Coffeemaning

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.
'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023
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Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).
by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.
It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.
by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009
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