Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

Coffee Cake by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013

coffee cake ass 

A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.

Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!

booty BB Bubble Butt fuck boi

coffee cake ass by kys.kms June 27, 2016

Drake's Coffee Cake 

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.

GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

Drake's Coffee Cake by Shaunn L. July 2, 2008

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

German Coffee Cake by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

Italian Coffee Cake 

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.

Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?

Italian Coffee Cake by CoachMary October 3, 2016

indian coffee cake 

when a person of Indian descent gets shat upon there brow turban which can look most like coffee cake or the term varies with the color of the persons stool.

yo Brosephalonis last night I made a nice indian coffee cake upon a high quality turban.

indian coffee cake by duce droppa December 20, 2007

coffee and cake light  

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

coffee and cake light by blthrskt April 24, 2009